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"Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today?", "Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school"
"I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system"

"Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy.
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!"
"I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer.
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane"

"That boy needs therapy", "Psychosomatic"
"That boy needs therapy", "Purely psychosomatic"
"That boy needs therapy",
"Lying down on the couch", "What does that mean?"
"You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!"
"What does that mean?" "That boy needs therapy"
"I'm gonna kill you", "That boy needs therapy"
"Grab a kazoo, let's have a tune.
Now when I count three"
"That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy"
"He was white as a sheet"
"And he also laid false teeth"

"Avalanches is above, business continues below"
"Did I ever tell you the story about..."
Cowboys! Mid, Mid Midgets and the Indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd... the violin, violin, violin ...

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"That boy needs therapy", "Psychosomatic"
"That boy needs therapy", "Purely psychosomatic"
"That boy needs therapy"
"Lying down on the couch", "What does that mean?"
"You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!"
"What does that mean?" "That boy needs therapy"
"I'm gonna kill you", "That boy needs therapy"
"Grab a kazoo, let's have a tune.
Now when I count three"
"That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy"
"He was white as a sheet"
"And he also laid false teeth"

Frontier Psychiatrist

"Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?"
"Uh ohh... uh oh, "A bird!" "Yeah!"
"Sometimes a parrot talks."
"Hellow, hellow, hellow" Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
"Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?"
"A record, record, record !"